Synthetic Sensation.

When people pretend to listen to me talk, but actually have no clue what im saying.

Me: Yeah the whole thing was kind of ridiculous
Person: yeah
Me: I’m mean in wasnt even my fault
Person: Mhm
Me: I dont know, i think I’m sick of people. i need some me time or something.
Person: Yeah, thats cool.
Me: i wanna go shopping.
Person: i know i know mhm
Me: we should go shopping.
Person: yeah, that sucks.
Me: uhh what?
Person : oh what?
Me: -completely annoyed- nevermind

This PSA made me think of my dad and sister. This is something i can see him doing with us as a little kid.

grayskymorning:

filmquotes:cheia:

Kevin: Hey, kids, shake it loose a lemon polinanahnahnah Gotta make a feather!
Jane: Those are not the words.
Kevin: Those are exactly the words. Sorry, lyric police. What are the words?
Jane: You’re gonna heara handsome music
So the walrus sooounds…
Kevin: Walrus sounds?!
Jane: Say, Penny’s no longer in a cement jet Ooh, but you’re so laced down….
Both: Buh, buh, buh, buh Bennie and the Jets!
Kevin: Ooh, in the wind and the waterfall
Oooh, baby, she’s a revocaaaine!
Jane: She’s got electric boobs!
Kevin: Boobs?!
Jane: And mohair shoes!
Both: You know I read it in a magaziiiine, ohooo!

- 27 Dresses (2008)

(via lovegifs)

• Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
• Witness: “No.”
• Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
• Witness: “No.”
• Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”
• Witness: “No.”
• Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”
• Witness: “No.”
• Lawyer: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”
• Witness: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
• Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”
• Witness: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”

This kid is 15?!?!

• -Watching Youtube videos
• -Taking the ‘Social Interview’ on Facebook
• - Rating Movies
• -Finding random articles to read.
• -Stumbleupon.com
• -@kalebnation
• - downloading music
• -trying not to fall asleep
• -Thinking about work
• -Reading New Moon
• -Writing this Blog

danyoungblog:

The Get Up Kids - Overdue

This is the opening track to their album, “On A Wire” (2002).

It’s odd, but I seem to keep posting relatively ‘older’ songs. I’m not sure if I’ve been overly excited about anything recently, or maybe I just like to give music time. Perhaps time is the only fair way to judge what music is actually good.

Just a thought.

If you like this song, buy the album. It has a certain charm. Easily one of my favourite records.

such a good song.

joeclayy:

Dammit google.
There you go doing it again, making my day.

i know this made me soo happy today